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February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsReplacing you with a dashboard that actually understands unit margins.
Master of quarterly earnings calls and lukewarm corporate vision statements.
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split.youAI▸ EXECSTRATEGY 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
stabilizes stock price during market crashes
Setting corporate strategy, managing shareholder expectations, and overseeing global property portfolios with high-stakes financial risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with enough charm to keep investors calm for one more quarter.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts providing better data-driven insights than your current office.
Month 6
An AI advisor joins the board to suggest objective financial decisions.
Month 15
Corporate vision statements are drafted by bots to ensure maximum growth.
Year 2.2
Digital avatars deliver quarterly results with perfect, emotionless accuracy.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The board votes to replace the entire C-suite with one server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.9 percent
Shareholder approval rating
24 percent
Quarterly earnings growth
Zero
Vacation days taken
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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