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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour smile is expensive, but your tray-balancing is easily simulated.
Professional plate-carrier and expert in ignoring difficult regulars.
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Perfect pours, zero small talk.
help!youAI▸ BARDROID-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mixes four cocktails simultaneously
Taking drink orders and carrying plates to tables. Managing crowded bars and tracking tabs for customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to start a bar fight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart QR codes replace your verbal list of drink specials.
Month 11
Sensors and nozzles replace your hand on the draft handle.
Month 21
Wheeled platforms navigate the floor to drop off food plates.
Year 2.7
Cameras track glass levels to preemptively flag reorder needs.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The bar is fully automated and you are gracefully retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
0.002 percent
Average spill rate
34 seconds
Drink preparation time
Non-existent
Tip dependency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid, recycled coaster water.
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