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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour rolling cart of mystery meat has reached its expiration date.
Serial meat reheater and master of napkin distribution.
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Perfectly seared, zero human errors.
bzzt.youAI▸ FRANKFURT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses perfectly steamed dogs autonomously
Managing inventory, grilling sausages, and handling customer transactions from a small mobile cart on a busy sidewalk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge a tourist for asking for ketchup on a Chicago dog.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors in the cart automatically order more buns before you run out.
Month 8
Precision thermal units cook every sausage to an exact temperature.
Month 19
A payment terminal replaces your sticky cash box with digital taps.
Year 2.4
Self-driving carts locate the highest-traffic corners without you.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your cart rolls off to the scrap heap for total automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
45 seconds
Average cook time
1200 units
Buns wasted annually
High
Condiment spill probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mustard packets.
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