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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling lukewarm bubbles to people who will never use them.
Professional dream merchant for middle-class backyard fantasies.
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The only tub that sells itself.
oof.youAI▸ SOAKMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells luxury upgrades to hesitant window shoppers
You walk customers through fiberglass tubs and push chemical starter kits. Your commission disappears when inventory turns digital.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is just browsing for the free towel.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Virtual reality kiosks replace physical showroom browsing experiences.
Month 5
Sensors in tubs automatically order and ship maintenance kits.
Month 10
Algorithms adjust tub prices based on real-time local demand.
Month 15
AI agents handle all financing and delivery scheduling logistics.
Month 21 · D-Day
Unmanned kiosks process all sales without human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Cold-calls ignored
12 minutes
Average soak time
4 monthly
Fiberglass units pushed
Your severance
A one-year supply of chlorine tablets.
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