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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to listen to lobby complaints is officially a liability.
Professional listener and alcohol-to-glass transfer technician.
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Perfect pours, zero forced small talk.
help!youAI▸ BARKEEP AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mixes house cocktails with surgical precision
You pour drinks, manage liquor inventory, and pretend to care about the weary traveler's business trip.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a guest needs another round without them saying a word.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors and automated spouts replace your inaccurate hand-poured measurements.
Month 6
Cameras track bottle levels automatically and order stock without your help.
Month 17
Interactive kiosks replace the need for you to recite ingredient lists.
Year 2.8
An automated cell handles drink prep while you are relegated to dish duty.
Year 4 · D-Day
A glass-cleaning conveyor finishes the last task you ever performed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
18 percent
Average tip percentage
42 seconds
Seconds per classic martini
99 percent
Percentage of fake smiles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of room temperature lime juice.
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