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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour digital explosions are just noise that math can do faster.
Senior Node Wire-Puller (mostly VEX, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real physics, zero human input.
ow.youAI▸ SIMUGEN V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bakes complex sims while you sleep
You build complex procedural simulations for visual effects. You wire nodes together to create fluids, smoke, and destruction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the solver is producing floating geometry at frame 402.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Library assets replace your custom node setups for common effects.
Month 3
Vision models predict and fix your simulation errors in real time.
Month 6
A language model writes your custom code snippets without the bugs.
Month 10
Infinite cloud power makes your memory optimization skills totally useless.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI hits render and your software license expires forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 per graph
Average node density
Hourly
Render crash frequency
3 liters
Coffee consumed per sim
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud render farm.
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