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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour mop is a legacy device waiting for a battery update.
Dust-busting expert with a tactical eye for clutter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Corners are now perfectly optimized for nothing.
toast.youAI▸ DUSTMITE PRO V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects misplaced socks with thermal sensors
You scrub surfaces, vacuum floors, and manage supplies in private homes. Automation is coming for your broom.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot that one specific stain the homeowner pretends isn't there.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the room to learn where the furniture lives.
Month 12
Robotic grippers learn to move objects without knocking them over.
Year 2
Cameras identify specific grime types to pick the right chemical.
Year 3
Legs are added to move between floors without human aid.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your bucket and mop are officially moved to a museum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 percent
Average dust particles missed
12 minutes
Time spent finding keys
3 rooms
Average rooms vacuumed hourly
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium microfiber dusting cloths.
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