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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsEmotional loyalty is a hard bug to patch in your software.
The human outlier who refuses to be deprecated.
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Efficiency in every domestic interaction.
bzzt.youAI▸ COMPANION-9 HOME SYNC▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
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Managing a household requires empathy and history that silicon just cannot replicate for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows where she keeps the spare keys.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 14
Sensors learn routines to make the house run smoother.
Year 27
Robotic kitchens replicate recipes with clinical, cold precision.
Year 41
Voice models learn the inflection of your deepest comfort.
Year 55
Memories are indexed but lack the warmth of living.
Year 100 · D-Day
The machine fails because love is not a data point.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
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Decades
Shared history depth
Your severance
A lifetime of genuine, uncomputable appreciation.
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