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October 19, 2036
In 10 yearsYour expensive intuition is just a glitch the machine hasn't patched yet.
Master of messy pipes and questionable wiring decisions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Walls are just problems waiting for a solution.
split.youAI▸ OMNIREPAIR GANTRY-7▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
uncovers hidden mold with thermal sensors
You juggle plumbing, wiring, and painting in messy, unpredictable houses. The chaos is your only real defense.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense that a wall is rotting before you even touch it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Lidar scans map every joist and pipe in the building.
Month 16
Robot arms apply paint with perfectly uniform layer density.
Year 3.3
Cable-pulling drones navigate tight spaces better than humans.
Year 5
Vision-guided units swap valves without bursting old pipes.
Year 10 · D-Day
You are replaced by a modular building-maintenance unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
too much
Average drywall dust inhaled
98 percent
Clients who want it cheaper
daily
Unforeseen horrors behind walls
Your severance
A blunt-force trauma consultation discount voucher.
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