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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaigning for reelection by doing the absolute bare minimum, perfectly.
Master of the filibuster and the firm, empty handshake
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You draft legislation and shake hands for votes. We will automate the pandering and the paper-pushing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember whose cousin needs a favor during a floor vote.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI handles all constituent emails and social media pander-posting.
Month 5
Sensors track voting records to align with donor data perfectly.
Month 12
Neural nets write and deliver all town hall speeches now.
Month 20
Software directly negotiates policy with interest group server clusters.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your seat is now a cloud-based governance service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
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