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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsWatching someone else's house doesn't require a human pulse.
Professional plant-waterer and ghost-thwarter.
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Automated presence for empty estates.
bzzt.youAI▸ HOMESENTIN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects holographic occupancy patterns in windows
You monitor property security, collect mail, and water houseplants. Your presence is mostly for performative domestic activity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if the house just feels wrong in a way algorithms miss.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and cameras replace your physical presence for security.
Month 5
Irrigation timers handle the plants better than you ever did.
Month 13
Automated feeders and dispensers manage animal dietary requirements.
Year 2.1
Secure delivery lockers eliminate the need to collect mail.
Year 3 · D-Day
The house manages itself entirely without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
94 percent
Average plant survival rate
12 per day
Hours spent watching Netflix
100 percent
Percentage of security performed
Your severance
One free smart-lock installation.
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