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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsZero productivity, infinite demand, and an ego that defies physics.
Professional sunbeam-waster and midnight-zoomie expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the judgment, none of the shedding.
bzzt.youAI▸ CATBOT V0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
sits on your work until you stop
You exist to sleep in sunbeams, hunt imaginary shadows, and ignore your staff. Your output is zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unmatched ability to find the exact center of a keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Your human stop worrying about your schedule entirely.
Year 2.7
Digital beams replace your need for human interaction.
Year 14
Robotic fur pads provide warmth without the allergies.
Year 41
Screens project a cat that actually listens to orders.
Year 100 · D-Day
A simulation of a cat is vastly cheaper than feeding you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
18 hours
Daily nap cycles
Negative
Contribution to GDP
Minimal
Human affection units
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium tuna and catnip.
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