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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYour wrenches are impressive, but your schedule is a chaotic nightmare.
Master of the P-trap and sworn enemy of wipes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drains cleared without the awkward small talk.
split.youAI▸ PIPEPATH SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates impossibly narrow crawlspaces without complaining
Fixing burst pipes, clearing deep drain clogs, and installing complex bathroom fixtures in tight, unpredictable household crawlspaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which rusted fitting is going to snap before you even touch it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify pipe leaks before they become catastrophic floods.
Month 12
Detailed digital blueprints replace manual guessing in dark walls.
Year 2.7
Small robots enter drains to clear clogs without human hands.
Year 7
Modular wall panels replace messy drywall destruction for pipe access.
Year 10 · D-Day
The unit self-installs and repairs plumbing, fully rendering you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
42 degrees
Average pipe crawl angle
3 cups
Coffee consumed per leak
98 percent
Useless advice given to customers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe-joint compound.
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