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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track down rent arrears while the algorithm calculates your own insolvency.
Housing Officer (professional gatekeeper of roofs and walls)
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sends automated eviction notices at midnight
You manage tenant portfolios, perform housing inspections, and issue legal notices for rent arrears or antisocial behavior.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tenant is lying about the boiler just by their tone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically logs and sorts all incoming tenant repair requests.
Month 5
AI models flag non-payment patterns before they become a problem.
Month 12
Legal bots generate and submit eviction paperwork with perfect accuracy.
Month 16
Remote-controlled cameras conduct property checks instead of human officers.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full management of the entire housing portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Tenant complaints per week
12
Eviction notices served
15
Coffee cups consumed
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