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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMatching desperate people to paperwork is a task for cold logic.
Bureaucrat for the displaced and the eternally waiting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fair housing decisions without the human empathy.
squeeze.youAI▸ CIVICALLOCATE 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies applications with perfect statistical bias
You triage housing applications and navigate complex municipal waitlists to assign state-owned properties to residents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle distress in a frantic applicant's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanner arrays ingest every single paper file into the system.
Month 6
Neural nets learn to interpret every vague municipal housing policy.
Month 15
Automated chat bots replace all initial applicant interview sessions.
Year 2
Algorithms begin making all final property allocation decisions automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final human manager is replaced by a cold dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
14 minutes
Average decision latency
0.00 percent
Applicant empathy quotient
1000 per hour
Waitlist processing throughput
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the city bus app.
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