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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace HPC Network Engineer jobs? · Latest report #x7j3jb6v
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour packets move at light speed, but your job moves to legacy.
Routing packets until the heat death of the universe.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing topology for the next epoch.
help!youAI▸ FABRICMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures routing tables before latency spikes
You optimize low-latency interconnects and manage high-bandwidth cluster fabrics. You fight packet loss and jitter in massive arrays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically trace a ghost signal in a tangled mess of fiber.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your fabric topology without needing your input.
Month 5
AI models flag bottlenecks before your monitoring dashboard even blinks.
Month 10
The switch firmware updates itself based on real-time traffic patterns.
Month 15
Optical laser testers locate fiber faults and flag them for replacement.
Month 21 · D-Day
The cluster manages itself and has no memory of you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Jitter tolerance
Infinite
Fabric switch cycles
Eliminated
Manual cabling hours
Your severance
One free gigabit switch and a lifetime of regret.
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