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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track shrimp-farming turnover while the machines plot your own.
Human resources for the people who handle the crustaceans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated recruiting for every farm hand.
bzzt.you▸ TALENT-BOT SHRIMP-SCALE 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand resumes in four seconds
You track employee data and payroll for shrimp farm workers. You also screen CVs for new hire roles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a candidate is lying about their experience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Your spreadsheets move into our cloud database automatically.
Week 9
Smart software grades every applicant before you read them.
Month 5
Real-time links to harvest data calculate wages instantly.
Month 10
The system tells you exactly who to fire today.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive an automated email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Spreadsheets managed weekly
0.5
CVs scanned in seconds
Zero
Payroll errors avoided
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen shrimp and sadness.
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