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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a clause that is about to expire.
Bureaucrat of the billable hour and the signed waiver.
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Contracts executed before you finish your coffee.
stretchy.youAI▸ LEGALLOGIC OPTIMIZER 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
voids your employment contract instantly
You draft endless service agreements and manage human performance metrics. Your existence is essentially a set of nested spreadsheets masquerading as a career.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a consultant is lying through their teeth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your repetitive contract templates are ingested by natural language processors to create machine-ready drafts.
Month 4
Digital signature verification replaces your manual oversight of pending documentation flows.
Month 8
Real-time resource tracking tools replace your manual spreadsheets for monitoring contractor hourly rates.
Month 13
Dispute resolution algorithms automatically calculate settlement values based on pre-set project loss logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your credentials are revoked as the system autonomously executes your own termination package.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
zero
contracts processed per hour
milliseconds
dispute resolution speed
99 percent
human error probability
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own termination letter.
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