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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSolving family business drama is easier when you are a cold algorithm.
HR expert in a building full of angry sofas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutrality guaranteed by cold hard silicon logic.
bzzt.youAI▸ KINSHIP-ARBITRATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces policy without a trace of guilt
You mediate staff squabbles and handle furniture returns while pretending the store is not sinking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when the store owner's nephew is actually lying about his shift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cloud software moves your manual payroll onto an automated tracking dashboard.
Month 6
A chatbot handles all customer return inquiries using strict logic gates.
Month 15
Sensor-based tracking logs employee output without needing your manual oversight.
Year 2
AI models mediate staff disagreements using impartial, cold data-driven reports.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine takes over, leaving you entirely redundant by lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Instantaneous
Conflict resolution speed
Zero
Human emotional bandwidth
Millions
Return policy loopholes found
Your severance
A lifetime discount on flat-pack particle board chairs.
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