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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour resume is just a spreadsheet row that will be deleted.
Professional ghoster and expert in standard template replies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filtering humans out, one rejection at a time.
oof.youAI▸ APPLICANTSIEVE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 rejection emails per second
You spend all day parsing resumes, scheduling interviews, and sending soul-crushing automated rejection emails to hopeful candidates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care during a bad termination meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models now identify the perfect candidates without your input.
Month 4
Calendar sync bots take over your painful email back-and-forth.
Month 9
Your rejection templates are now sent automatically upon scan.
Month 13
New hires learn company culture from an interactive hologram.
Month 18 · D-Day
The hiring department is fully autonomous and you are unneeded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
12,000
Resumes parsed per minute
Zero
Empathy level
Infinite
Rejection emails sent
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own rejection letter.
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