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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour career path is just a spreadsheet row waiting to be deleted.
Gatekeeper of the company portal, lover of compliance PDFs.
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Humanity is now a legacy compliance issue.
split.youAI▸ POLICYBOT-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your emails into the trash folder
You process benefits paperwork, manage leave requests, and shepherd employees through the soul-crushing onboarding and offboarding cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a resignation is actually a cry for help.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Self-service bots begin handling your mundane policy inquiries.
Week 9
AI models start drafting your standard replies automatically.
Month 4
Automated systems handle document signing and account creation.
Month 7
System scripts process terminations without human intervention.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access token is revoked and the server reclaims your seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
40 per day
Average manual email sent
850 total
Forms processed per month
18 hours weekly
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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