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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour change programme is being replaced by a more efficient algorithm.
Professional architect of corporate exit strategies.
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automates redundancy emails at scale
You map out how people get hired and fired at a bank. You make PowerPoint slides about it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a department head starts lying about their reorganisation goals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your existing process maps to learn workflows.
Month 5
AI predicts change impacts faster than your steering committee meetings.
Month 10
Software generates the slide decks you usually spend weeks styling.
Month 15
The machine mimics your workshops using sentiment analysis on emails.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs the change programme with zero human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
400 decks
Slides authored annually
High impact
Change resistance level
12,000 nodes
Process maps rendered
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