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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning human intuition into a series of predictable, data-driven exit interviews.
Corporate therapist with a spreadsheet for your feelings.
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Neutralizing personnel variables since last Tuesday.
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You manage employee relations, performance reviews, and company culture while drowning in complex legal compliance paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a developer is lying about their burnout levels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking internal communication patterns and sentiment.
Month 4
AI models generate performance summaries from existing work data.
Month 8
Legal algorithms update company policies in real time.
Month 13
Decision trees resolve common disputes between managers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all personnel decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45 Gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
1,200
Hours spent writing emails
82
Disputes mediated per year
Your severance
Two weeks of generic LinkedIn optimization advice.
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