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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour binder of state labor laws is just a slow, expensive API.
Professional gatekeeper of the company handbook.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Statute compliance without the human bottleneck.
nom.you▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS-MANAGER 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates legally ironclad termination notices
You track shifting labor laws and draft policies to keep the company legally shielded. Your paper trail is ending.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a manager is lying about why they fired someone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin logging every new state labor law automatically.
Week 9
The software replaces your word processor with dynamic policy updates.
Month 5
Visas move to an automated, self-service government API connection.
Month 8
Managers receive real-time alerts when they violate local labor code.
Month 10 · D-Day
You are replaced by a continuous logic gate loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12,000
Laws tracked per second
0.00%
Policy drafting error rate
Zero
Human input required
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook you wrote.
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