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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou turn human tragedy into pivot tables for middle managers.
Spreadsheet architect of people's careers (mostly VLOOKUPs).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cruelty with perfect margin alignment.
splat.you▸ AUDITLOGIC PRO V.7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags underperforming employees in real-time
You parse employee performance metrics and turnover logs to produce spreadsheets that justify firing half the department.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to listen during a performance review without looking at a monitor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts start scraping your messy CSVs directly from email.
Month 4
Dynamic portals replace your static decks with live charts.
Month 8
Algorithms flag performance issues before you even open Excel.
Month 12
The AI writes the firing memos you used to ghostwrite.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials vanish and the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Spreadsheets per week
118
People fired by proxy
26
Hours spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert at Pivot Tables."
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