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May 21, 2027
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI reads all your incoming job applications instantly.
Week 6
Bots replace your calendar juggling with instant booking slots.
Month 3
Software guides new hires through their own paperwork setup.
Month 5
API calls replace your badge request forms entirely.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system runs without your input for the first time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450
Resumes rejected per minute
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Coffee breaks in office
99%
Emails answered with template
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