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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell software that tells employees they are already redundant.
Senior Slide Architect (specialising in HR software jargon)
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Automated migrations without the human error.
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automates legacy system migration without complaining
You map complex company processes to rigid HR software fields and suffer through endless client feedback loops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which department manager will throw a tantrum during the go-live meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest legacy CSVs and map them directly into schemas.
Month 4
A script executes all platform settings without a discovery meeting.
Month 8
Synthetic users test every button so human users do not.
Month 13
Real-time dashboarding replaces your weekly status update deck.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client login portal disables your access entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides created per week
118
Meaningless project updates
94%
Client confusion rate
Your severance
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