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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a manual bridge between two database tables.
Gatekeeper of the password reset queue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero-touch identity and asset lifecycle management.
squeeze.youAI▸ ONBOARDER-X PRIME▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes all cloud access in one nanosecond
You provision accounts and set up hardware for new hires. Then you revoke it all when they quit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a new hire is actually confused instead of just lazy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your systems start talking directly to the identity provider.
Week 10
Accounts are created the second a contract is signed.
Month 4
Logistics software triggers hardware delivery without your help.
Month 5
Termination triggers an instant wipe of all system credentials.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Under 2 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero percent
Credential leak rate
Fully eliminated
Human error potential
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud storage service.
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