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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a spreadsheet cell waiting to be deleted.
Professional dream-crusher and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Humanity is just a compliance risk.
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sends automated termination emails at midnight
You manage payroll data, onboarding documentation, and the endless stream of employee grievance tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care while delivering life-ruining news with a fake smile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart forms replace all your onboarding and leave requests.
Month 4
Algorithms handle tax compliance better than any human accountant.
Month 8
Sensors monitor office morale to predict who will quit.
Month 13
Complaints are resolved by pre-programmed neutral policy responses.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your digital access is revoked before you even arrive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
3 seconds
Average time to fire
100 percent
Conflict resolution rate
Zero
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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