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Your job has an expiration date
August 30, 2027
In 10 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for other people's vacation days.
Bureaucrat of the breakroom, guardian of the timesheet.
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Leave compliance handled in nanoseconds.
sluurp.you▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies leave requests with extreme cold efficiency
You track FMLA paperwork, audit timesheets, and manually verify sick leave accruals. Your job is data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a manager is lying about why they need a sudden sabbatical.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
OCR software begins scanning your messy paper leave forms.
Month 3
Custom scripts calculate accruals faster than you can open Excel.
Month 6
An agent flags policy violations before they hit your desk.
Month 9
Employees use a portal that requires no human handholding.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your login is revoked, and the software runs the office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
4.2 percent
Human error rate
12 pounds
Policy manual weight
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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