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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are a professional gatekeeper for jobs that don't need you.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the digital gate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filtering humans since the last fiscal quarter.
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sends automated rejection emails to your inbox
You review hiring applications and process employee payroll manually. These tasks are essentially data entry with more meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a candidate is lying about their technical stack in an interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts scanning your inbox to prioritize internal payroll queries.
Month 4
Algorithms rank candidates without needing your manual spreadsheet sorting.
Month 9
Direct bank integration handles all tax calculations and salary distributions.
Month 15
New employees set themselves up via guided logic workflows.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.02 seconds
resume scan time
0 percent
payroll error rate
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meetings cancelled
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job searching platform.
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