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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track people until they quit, now we track you.
Professional curator of mandatory corporate compliance paperwork.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Handling your workforce so you don't have to.
toast.you▸ ADMINBOT HR-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your entire inbox into a shredder
You manage personnel data, compliance records, and employee dispute documentation. Your job is mostly filling out digital forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment an employee is lying in an exit interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are moved to a secure, cold server.
Month 4
Smart bots start replying to basic employee benefit queries.
Month 8
AI takes over the tracking of performance review deadlines.
Month 12
An agent handles low-stakes policy interpretation and record logging.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all personnel administrative tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
1200 rows
Spreadsheet rows processed daily
6 hours
Time spent in useless meetings
0.04 percent
Disputes resolved by humans
Your severance
One high-speed scanner and a digital handshake.
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