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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsA glorified spreadsheet masquerading as a person with feelings.
Professional paper-shuffler and master of the university portal.
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Automated compliance, zero morale.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADMINBOT PAYROLL-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies leave requests with robotic coldness
Process timesheets, manage leave requests, and navigate bureaucratic university payroll software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a faculty member is lying about their leave time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your legacy payroll database is moved to the cloud.
Month 4
Optical scanners and AI read your leave request forms.
Month 7
Bots handle job postings directly via automated API calls.
Month 10
AI chatbots resolve 99 percent of simple employee questions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs the final payroll without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Forms manually typed
0.02%
Empathy simulation level
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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