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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is literally a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Expert at navigating compliance and avoiding actual work.
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Automated compliance without the office small talk.
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filters your inbox into oblivion
Managing employee files, tracking time-off requests, and running onboarding slide decks for people who hate them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when someone is actually about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software reads your incoming requests and sorts them into buckets.
Month 4
Employees update their own records, removing your data entry role.
Month 8
Algorithms write performance reviews based on raw output data.
Month 12
A video bot handles all new employee paperwork and training.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while you are still at lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.4 seconds
Average file processing time
99 percent
Meetings avoided
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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