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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting human behavior is easy when you use a spreadsheet.
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You interpret personality assessments and resolve workplace conflicts. We have better data on why people quit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in someone's voice during a confidential exit interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scrapers start reading internal chats to predict who quits next.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your assessment interpretations with predictive hiring scores.
Month 10
Bots resolve conflicts using pre-trained scripts and cold, hard logic.
Month 15
AI models design perfect layoff maps without feeling a thing.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over your office's human dynamics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
2 milliseconds
Empathy simulation latency
99.8 percent
Conflict resolution accuracy
zero
Bias detected in hiring
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