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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsAnswering repetitive questions is just a loop waiting to be closed.
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Closing tickets before the user even clicks.
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You log Workday transactions and field employee questions. Soon, a script will handle every inquiry instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when an employee is actually lying about being sick.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI categorises every incoming ticket before you even see it.
Week 6
The system starts answering common queries with perfect, soulless accuracy.
Month 3
Direct API scripts handle your data entry tasks without human clicks.
Month 5
The volume of human-needed work drops below a viable threshold.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal is powered down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
200ms
Ticket response delay
near zero
Human patience remaining
450
Workday clicks daily
Your severance
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