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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsPolishing spreadsheets while your employees wonder if they still have jobs.
Master of the ticket queue and manual spreadsheet updates.
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denies vacation requests in nanoseconds
You manage the ticket queue, update employee records, and push policies that nobody in the company actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a department head is lying about their hiring needs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent routes your Jira tickets to the trash folder.
Month 3
Scripts sync your payroll records without needing manual input.
Month 6
LLMs draft HR emails that are actually readable and boring.
Month 10
A chatbot records employee feedback without any human pretense.
Month 14 · D-Day
The HR Shared Services department is consolidated into one server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 seconds
Ticket response time
98 percent
Policy confusion rate
8 cups
Coffee breaks per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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