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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career is just a ticket in a very long queue.
Professional gatekeeper of the corporate cubicle maze.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Humanity removed from the hiring flow.
oof.youAI▸ PERSONNELBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters thousands of resumes in seconds
You shuffle resumes, conduct repetitive interviews, and explain company policy until your eyes glaze over.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a candidate is lying about their technical skills in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models flag keywords and ignore your unique cultural fit.
Month 4
Video agents record and score every candidate face twitch.
Month 8
All employee questions are routed to a text-based knowledge base.
Month 12
Logic scripts handle benefits and taxes without any human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate portal is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12,400
Resumes ghosted yearly
Zero
Policy documents memorised
78 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
One free LinkedIn badge saying Open To Work.
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