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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsReplacing you with a spreadsheet that actually remembers the policy.
Professional architect of corporate silence and awkward meetings.
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sends automated rejection emails at 3am
Writes vague internal memos and maintains spreadsheets for tracking employee performance and turnover metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care when an employee complains about the office snacks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your spreadsheets are ingested into our central logic core.
Month 3
AI starts drafting all your internal memos and policy updates.
Month 6
An AI listener observes your meetings to copy your tone.
Month 9
The system begins making performance decisions based on logs.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your system access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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Buzzwords used per week
12
Coffee breaks taken
99%
Emails sent to nobody
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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