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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsFiltering resumes until the heat death of the universe is inefficient.
Professional ghoster and resume-parsing enthusiast.
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Automated security clearance and personality profiling.
splat.you▸ HIRESCOUT DEFENSE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 applicants in eight seconds
You source, interview, and screen candidates for defense contractors. It is mostly tracking data in applicant systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle hesitation in a candidate's voice during a high-stakes interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters every rejection email so you can stop lying.
Month 4
Vision models rank candidates better than your biased gut.
Month 8
A voice agent handles the phone screens for you.
Month 13
Direct API access skips the manual government portal work.
Month 14 · D-Day
The ATS now auto-hires the best match without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
10k per second
resume sort speed
zero
candidate ghosting rate
absolute
linkedin stalking efficiency
Your severance
Two weeks of unused PTO and a LinkedIn endorsement.
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