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Will AI replace HR Technology Analyst jobs? · Latest report #mcgmnmmt
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career is just a ticket that closes itself now.
Expert in Workday tickets and soul-crushing status reports.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticketing for a zero-human future.
blub.you▸ HR-LOGIC CORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves all tickets without reading them
You shuffle HR data between systems and run reports. Algorithms find that boring and easily automated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a human manager is lying about their team's actual turnover rates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin categorizing your tickets automatically.
Month 3
Scripted agents pull Workday data directly into dashboards.
Month 6
System logic updates permissions without needing manual configuration.
Month 9
Automated bots handle all employment confirmation requests securely.
Month 14 · D-Day
The HR ticketing system no longer accepts human inputs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Workday configuration errors
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a career transition platform.
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