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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting your corporate culture into a series of unskippable loading screens.
Corporate oracle of the onboarding PowerPoint graveyard.
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bzzt.youAI▸ MINDSTREAM MENTOR 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers mandatory training via neural uplink
You build slide decks for onboarding and lecture staff on company values. You track completion rates for mandatory compliance modules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a room of people has completely stopped listening to you.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software generates your training slides from basic company documents.
Month 4
Algorithms replace you at monitoring who finished the mandatory modules.
Month 8
Personalized AI agents handle all employee questions about company policy.
Month 13
The system dynamically updates policy decks without your manual input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The training department is folded into a single silent server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Slides built
99%
Training hours saved
Critical
Employee boredom index
Your severance
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