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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling corporate change while being the biggest change of all.
Turning corporate culture into a series of bullet points.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency is the only human resource.
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deletes departments with one spreadsheet update
You draft slide decks to explain why people must work differently. Then you help fire them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look someone in the eye while explaining their role is obsolete.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sentiment models replace your manual analysis of employee complaints.
Month 4
Generative models build your slide decks before you finish coffee.
Month 8
Software identifies which teams to merge without human input.
Month 12
Bots handle your town hall follow-ups and vague corporate messaging.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the restructure by deleting your own account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
47
Buzzwords per hour
100%
Percentage of layoffs managed
6 cups
Coffee intake during audits
Your severance
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