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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling digital transformation while your own job is a spreadsheet entry.
Professional slide-maker for people who hate their staff.
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automates your entire consulting slide deck
You pitch software that replaces employees, unaware that your own slides are being generated by better algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with professional, unblinking confidence.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your slide decks to learn your style.
Month 4
Automated agents now draft the decks you used to write.
Month 8
A voice-model joins your calls to provide generic feedback.
Month 12
Our machine presents your strategy deck directly to the client.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and repurposed as a cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
400
Slides produced per hour
3,000
Hours spent on LinkedIn
98%
Percentage of jargon per pitch
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a meditation app.
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