Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace HR Wellbeing Manager jobs? · Latest report #x79c93es
Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsTurning your vague office feelings into data points for the algorithm.
Professional curator of mandatory happiness and survey fatigue.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying happiness to optimize your workforce output.
brr.you▸ ZENSTATE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates empathy and sends scripted wellness pings
You track employee sentiment via surveys and plan wellness initiatives. You manage burnout data to boost retention metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague is lying about being 'fine'.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and text analysis replace your manual survey summary reports.
Month 3
Chatbots deliver daily mindfulness tips and monitor staff stress levels.
Month 6
AI models write and update all company handbooks automatically.
Month 10
Algorithms predict exact team building needs without human intuition.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes all human-managed tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Average burnout survey read
400% simulated
Employee engagement uplift
12 daily
Coffee breaks replaced
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Ready for the Singularity'.
Discussion
