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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day fixing database permissions for people who hate you.
The gatekeeper of passwords and spreadsheets of doom.
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The database that manages itself.
sluurp.you▸ AUDITBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restricts access to all company benefits
You manage the internal HR database, handle software permissions, and configure employee record workflows for the company.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a manager is lying about an employee's performance record.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Rules-based engines now handle all user access and permissions.
Month 4
A script identifies and scrubs duplicates from your messy database.
Month 8
Direct API links remove the need for manual payroll exports.
Month 12
Smart agents resolve portal access issues without human support.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94%
Requests ignored
3 weeks
Ticket response time
12 annually
Data audit errors
Your severance
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