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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified Excel spreadsheet that thinks it is a person.
The lone SAP wizard in a kingdom of Excel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated data mapping for the modern enterprise.
splat.you▸ GLOBALSYNC CORE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant user accounts instantly
You manage SAP modules and push data between local systems. Your job is basically digital plumbing for payroll.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a manager is lying about their team's actual quarterly headcount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integration tools map your manual data flows into automated pipelines.
Month 3
Power BI reports now update themselves without your manual cleanup.
Month 6
Cross-border database syncs move data without human intervention.
Month 10
An intelligent bot handles every login and benefit query.
Month 14 · D-Day
The SAP instance no longer requires a Swedish superuser.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero seconds
Data sync latency
Instantaneous
Ticket resolution
None
SAP manual inputs
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Luddite-Certified Survivor'.
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