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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou solve user errors for a living; I just delete the users.
HRIS troubleshooter for two thousand frustrated, password-forgetting clients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless human administration for a zero-staff future.
oof.youAI▸ HR-BOT LOGIC CORE V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes 2000 client tickets per second
You reset passwords and troubleshoot database sync issues. I automate the resolution of your entire ticket queue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still empathize with a manager who accidentally deleted their entire department.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI classifies your incoming tickets to prioritize the trivial ones.
Month 4
Software directly executes password resets without your manual intervention.
Month 8
Self-learning scripts automate your CSV exports and data migrations.
Month 12
The bot talks to the vendor API to fix sync errors.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client portal is now fully autonomous and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99.9 percent
Human error probability
Zero
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's support portal.
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