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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human interface for a broken login page.
Professional password resetter and professional listener to whining.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even types.
oof.youAI▸ TICKETVOID-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocontrols employee profile data permissions
You troubleshoot employee password resets and guide users through HR portal forms. You repeat yourself until you retire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of frustration in a user’s angry email message.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent handles simple password reset queries instantly.
Week 12
Interactive overlays stop users from needing your help at all.
Month 6
The AI categorizes and closes your tickets before you read them.
Month 10
System self-correction scripts resolve the errors you used to report.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes entirely self-service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 minutes
Average ticket resolution
42
Passwords reset per day
4 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the HRMS error page.
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