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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA career built on deciding if a rectangle should be rounder.
Padding obsessive, hex-code whisperer, div-centering enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect buttons without the human opinion.
glub.youAI▸ CLICKFORGE V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect hover transitions instantly
You spend your day adjusting hex codes, padding, and hover states for web buttons. It is just CSS.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a button feels 'unclickable' to a human finger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI copies every button style you have ever made.
Week 8
Sensors identify the optimal click area for human thumbs.
Month 4
The machine generates every interaction state without manual coding.
Month 5
The AI generates 'pop' variations based on past winning patterns.
Month 6 · D-Day
The button-design server takes over the entire frontend workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
450
Pixel adjustments per day
3 per hour
Average button color debates
82 percent
Time spent centering divs
Your severance
A browser cache clear and a firm handshake.
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